Sorry Mitch
July 26, 2009 at 11:59 pm | In Cricket | 6 CommentsIf you asked me at the start of the series how many bad tests mitchell johnson would have to play to get dropped I would have said four or five.

Johnson trying to figure out the Duke ball (actually it's not, but you get the idea)
But now I am officially calling for his head after two. It’s not just ordinary bad bowling – he looks terrible out there. Tell him that he’s still the future but he just needs a rest. Play Siddle, Hilfenhaus, Hauritz and Clark.
I think Hughes and North deserve more time. Hughes has looked bad against the short ball but so do a lot of people. He’s figured out grade cricket, shield cricket and playing SA so let him try his way for a while.
CFTPA
July 26, 2009 at 11:54 pm | In Life in America, live music | 1 CommentI haven’t been to a gig for a while due mainly to my laziness and the lack of acts I’ve heard of visiting Tucson. But tonight Owen Ashworth (alias Casiotone for the Painfully Alone) was in town. So I gathered a friend of mine who wears rather indie-looking glasses and headed over to Solar Culture – an art gallery cum music venue.

CFTPA in a red jacket
The rest of the evening in dotpoints:
- when we got there shortly after the opening time of 9pm the guy taking the money at the door had no change (the tickets were $7 each). But thankfully after about 4 minutes of standing in the entrance someone turned up with some.
- the gallery had lots of wacky art on the wall, including what seemed to be a painting of a woman in sexual congress with a swordfish.
- the first act (later revealed to be the brother of the main act) played one 20 minute song; lyricless, just a wall of ambient electronic sound. Not really my style.
- By the time CFTPA started his set, the crowd had swelled to about 30 people. But what they lacked in number they made up for in large glasses and ironic t-shirts.
- Casiotone informed us that he had had a migraine that day but would solidier on. He did give a fairly sedate set so perhaps it affected him a little.
- The set was split between songs off the new album and crowd requests for old stuff. The crowd managed to create a somewhat embarrassing situation by requesting about four songs that have almost exactly the same tune and drum machine backing, just different lyrics.
- When Hot Boys was requested, it was explained (possibly jokingly) that playing that song would be a copyright violation.
- Some song characters were switched around: Holly Hobby and Bobby Malone became Hobby Bobby and Holly Malone respectively. You’d probably go mad singing the same lyrics every day for a month so fair enough.
-When Love Connection was requested, Owen said that the new deal with that song was that he would play it but only if someone else would sing it. So two young girls sitting down the front got up on stage. They were passable singers but I was just impressed that they remembered the lyrics.
- The gig ended at about 11:00, no encore. Just how I like it – short and sweet.
Unbiased and reasonable sporting predictions
July 18, 2009 at 11:49 am | In Cricket, sport | 3 CommentsThe Ashes 2nd Test 4th innings (after England declares before the start of play on day 4 with a 521 run lead):
Katich 35
Hughes 102
Ponting 170
Hussey 0
Clarke 96
North 22
Haddin 58*
Johnson 15*
Extras (11 byes, 4 leg byes, 7 noballs, 1 wide, 5 penalty runs) 28
Total 526
TdF stage 15:
The peloton makes it over the early mountains unscathed but after defending a few feeble attacks, Alberto Contador accelerates away to the mountain top finish, taking the stage win and gaining 34 seconds on all the other GC contenders.
TdF rest day:
Rumours from within team Astana claim Contador is having some sort of health trouble.
TdF stage 16: Contador doesn’t start! The official reason is food poisoning*. Out on the course the `heads of state**’ all make it over the first hors categorie climb together but on the Col du Petit-Saint-Bernand Sastre attacks and only Evans and A. Schleck can go with him. Armstrong cracks and is left to be pulled up the mountain by Andreas Kloden. Schleck, Evans and Sastre keep their lead on the descent and then through to the finish: all get the same time and Schleck the stage win.
GC standings after stage 16:
Andy Schleck
Tony Martin 0:22
Bradley Wiggins 0:44
Christian Vande Velde 0:46
Carlos Sastre 1:03
Cadel Evans 1:18
Lance Armstrong 2:11
Andreas Kloden 2:57
* Really, Lance Armstrong’s minions poisoned his blood transfusion.
** This is one of the most annoying of Paul Sherwen’s phrases. I like to think of them as the President of France, King of Norway, Paramount Chief of Fiji…
Titan II
July 12, 2009 at 8:40 pm | In Life in America | 3 CommentsSo I went with a few of my fellow mathematics students yesterday to the Titan Missile Museum. This is a decommissioned missile silo that once held a Titan II missile with a 9 megaton warhead aimed at an unspecified target in the USSR.

The red one contains the launch keys
I don’t have a whole lot to say about it that isn’t in the wiki page but if you’re in Tucson it’s certainly worth a look to see what it would have been like to destroy the world.
The highlight: our guide and a small red headed boy on the tour turned the keys and we began a simulated launch. 58 seconds later the missile left and we contemplated our future. We were stuck in the desert with only 10 days of air sealed into our silo and our only orders were to await further instruction. If there weren’t any then we’d just have to leave the silo and try to make our way in this post apocalyptic world.
Cuddles
July 11, 2009 at 8:47 pm | In sport | 2 CommentsI agree with everything Cadel has to say in this piece.
There probably isn’t any way he’s going to win the tour with Contador being a better climber, a better time trialler, having a better team and being three minutes in front. But it certainly doesn’t help when people like Cancellara and Hushovd join a break, that Evans helped to create, mainly for the purpose of convincing the other riders not to help him. Very frustrating.
Astana is a bunch of drug cheats anyway*. We just have to hope that the following video is about to happen.
*I don’t have a lot of evidence for this but it’s true.
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July 3, 2009 at 3:34 pm | In Words | Leave a CommentMany years after reading the sentence “Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo” I am finally able to parse it!
The sentence “Alley cats [whom] Junkyard dogs intimidate [also happen to] intimidate Sewer rats” from the wikipedia article was what illuminated me.
So the sentence “Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo” can be understood as “NY Bison NY Bison intimidate intimidate NY bison”. You’ll need to read the sentence a couple of times to get it, but it certainly makes sense.
I also now understand the sentence “James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher”, at least when it is punctuated as:
James, while John had had “had,” had had “had had”; “had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.
A list of televised sporting events ranked by my preference
July 3, 2009 at 3:27 pm | In sport | 3 Comments- Test series between Australia and a good/interesting team
- Summer Olympics
- Other test series
- World T20
- State of Origin
- Soccer world cup
- Tour de France
- AFL finals
- Rugby World Cup
- Rugby League finals
- Baseball playoffs
- Other international T20 games
- ODI world cup
- World baseball classic
- Other ODI tournament/series
- Diamondbacks baseball game
- Australian domestic 50 over cricket
- Soccer world cup qualifier involving Australia
- Soccer Australia v Japan/Korea/European/South American opponent
- IPL
- MLB All-Star game
- Rugby Australia v NZ/SA/Strong European opponent
- Rugby League Australia v NZ/Great Britain
- International Rules
- All Ireland finals in Gaelic football or hurling
- Netball Australia v NZ
- Winter Olympics
- AFL premiership match
- Rugby League premiership match
- Super 14 match with an Australian team
- Other baseball game
- UEFA champions league
- English premier league match
- Bathurst 1000
- F1 racing
- NHL finals
- Superbowl
- NBA finals
- NHL game
- Swimming (added later)
- NBA game
- NFL game
- Horse racing (added later)
Sports that I don’t watch more than once every four years but quite like: table tennis, track cycling, speed skating, team eventing, artistic gymnastics.
Sports I’d like to watch but never have: Pesapallo, Hornussen.
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