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July 3, 2009 at 3:34 pm | In Words | Leave a CommentMany years after reading the sentence “Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo” I am finally able to parse it!
The sentence “Alley cats [whom] Junkyard dogs intimidate [also happen to] intimidate Sewer rats” from the wikipedia article was what illuminated me.
So the sentence “Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo” can be understood as “NY Bison NY Bison intimidate intimidate NY bison”. You’ll need to read the sentence a couple of times to get it, but it certainly makes sense.
I also now understand the sentence “James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher”, at least when it is punctuated as:
James, while John had had “had,” had had “had had”; “had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.
A list of televised sporting events ranked by my preference
July 3, 2009 at 3:27 pm | In sport | Leave a Comment- Test series between Australia and a good/interesting team
- Summer Olympics
- Other test series
- World T20
- State of Origin
- Soccer world cup
- Tour de France
- AFL finals
- Rugby World Cup
- Rugby League finals
- Baseball playoffs
- Other international T20 games
- ODI world cup
- World baseball classic
- Other ODI tournament/series
- Diamondbacks baseball game
- Australian domestic 50 over cricket
- Soccer world cup qualifier involving Australia
- Soccer Australia v Japan/Korea/European/South American opponent
- IPL
- MLB All-Star game
- Rugby Australia v NZ/SA/Strong European opponent
- Rugby League Australia v NZ/Great Britain
- International Rules
- All Ireland finals in Gaelic football or hurling
- Netball Australia v NZ
- Winter Olympics
- AFL premiership match
- Rugby League premiership match
- Super 14 match with an Australian team
- Other baseball game
- UEFA champions league
- English premier league match
- Bathurst 1000
- F1 racing
- NHL finals
- Superbowl
- NBA finals
- NHL game
- NBA game
- NFL game
Sports that I don’t watch more than once every four years but quite like: table tennis, track cycling, speed skating, team eventing, artistic gymnastics.
Sports I’d like to watch but never have: Pesapallo, Hornussen.
Shakespeare didn’t invent the word ‘bubble’
June 30, 2009 at 10:06 am | In Words | 8 CommentsWhen I was in Year 11 we were studying a Shakespeare play and we saw a video that somewhere along the way claimed that Shakespeare had invented many words of the English language, including the word ‘bubble’*.
* I don’t remember the video, so the claim could just have been in class discussion. I can’t find any serious resource that says that it’s true but it’s the kind of thing people say on random forums** as this google search shows.
** I much prefer the pluralisation ‘forums’ to ‘fora’.
I didn’t believe it (if he invented the word how did people know what he meant?) but I’d never bothered to find out if it was true or not until now. A simple check of the OED (may require university subscription) showed that Caxton wrote “The water of those wellis sprynge vp with grete bobles” in 1481, well before Shakespeare’s birth in 1564.
Wikipedia, as usual, has a sensible answer to the question of how many words Shakespeare invented*. Nobody knows. The reason that people think he coined so many words is that the OED used his works as the citations for many words. But clearly this is no evidence at all – obviously they would have used one of the most famous English language writers as a source.
*The fact that the word ‘invented’ is used to describe the words that Shakespeare coined is part of the problem. If the phrase ‘introduced to the English language’ was used instead my younger self would have been less flabbergasted. The phrase ‘invented’ to me means that he made the word up entirely, rather than just adding a suffix to assassin to make assassination or putting eye and ball together to make eyeball – two examples of words Shakespeare was the first to use.
This page claims 1700 words and gives a moderately sized list of them. Some quick searching shows that Shakespeare is often the first recorded to use a word in a particular sense or to add a prefix or suffix but there really isn’t a whole lot of invention going on in this list.
Ian Chappell should have been a baseball player
June 30, 2009 at 9:36 am | In Baseball, Cricket | 2 CommentsThings that are not acceptable in baseball
- Aggressive base running when you are winning by a lot.
- Bunting to break up a no-hitter.
- Admiring your home run as you trot around the bases.
Things that are acceptable in baseball
- Throwing the ball at the head of a player who does something on the list above.
- Managers abusing umpires for a long time from very close range.
- All-in brawls.
A boring story, part of which should be of interest to one occasional reader*
June 15, 2009 at 12:11 pm | In Life in America | 4 Comments*For the rest of you, I recommend reading Joe Posnanski’s discussion of the Comfort Wipe instead.
I went to the mall to visit Old Navy in search of crewneck undershirts, size medium, colour black or white. Although I quickly found the correct section there were none to be found: there was grey in medium and black and white in small and extra large. I asked the helpful shop worker but after searching she informed that they had none and they were changing the style so there wouldn’t be any more.
Having failed in my quest I had a look around Borders to find something worth buying. Having failed in this I purchased a Subway sandwich and went home.
Journalism Complaints
June 13, 2009 at 3:23 pm | In Cricket, Internet | 1 Comment- Science stories don’t ever explain anything and rarely make sense. As far as I know meteors are usually cold when they hit the ground. And I’m not sure that I believe the line “Chemical tests have already proved it came from space.” Or that a meteor can do superficial damage to your hand and then cause a crater in a road.
- Pakistani cricketers are portrayed as either being cheats or having mystical powers.
- The SMH seems to think that the existence of facebook groups is the most newsworthy thing in the world. I haven’t got a great example but this article just tacks it on the end.
My students think I’m a pot smoking hippy
June 12, 2009 at 5:13 pm | In Life in America, Mathematics, Teaching | 1 CommentA link one of my students sent me
In his defense, I did spend one class just plotting wacky parametric equations.
Conjurers of Cheap Tricks
June 8, 2009 at 5:13 pm | In Cricket | 2 CommentsI very much enjoyed the Sri Lankan bowling lineup this morning. They opened with a medium pacer and a left arm spinner. Then it got weird:
- Isuru Udana. A left arm medium fast bowler who at one point bowled 6 back of the hand slower balls in a 7 ball over.
- Ajantha Mendis. A mystery spinner. Like most mystery spinners most of his deliveries go straight.
- Lasith Malinga. A sidearm slinger.
- Murali. The original freak, he seems quite normal these days.
So with Australia out, I’ll be following the Lankan’s. Some of these bowlers have already been figured out by various teams but in one off games they are pretty threatening.
A story
June 6, 2009 at 11:57 am | In Cricket, Life in America, Teaching | 2 CommentsI received an email from a student who wanted me to add them to my class roster above the 35 person limit. Normally I refuse such requests summarily but I’m the only person teaching this class in summer session II so I agreed. Over a series of emails I organized to meet this person at 1:00 on Friday to go over the paperwork – this should have given me time to watch England play the Netherlands in the T20 world cup.
Unfortunately rain delayed the game so I was forced to set my DVR to record the last 6 overs with the game delicately balanced and left my house at 12:40. I deliberately didn’t take my computer so I wouldn’t be tempted to check the result. I arrived at my office at about 12:50 and waited for the student to arrive, attempting to read a paper on expander codes.
When there was no sight of of my student at 1:30 I left a message on the door and went to a computer lab to check my email. There I received an email sent at 12:30 explaining that the student had managed to enrol through the online system and didn’t need to meet me. Somewhat annoyed with this turn of events I walked home.
There I turned on my computer and unconsciously, automatically, horrifically, went to cricinfo.com. The Netherlands had won.
Review of my classes this semester
May 16, 2009 at 10:43 am | In Mathematics | 7 CommentsAlgebraic Geometry: This was a pretty scary class and the professor on the last day said “You probably haven’t learnt anything in the last 6 months.” He may have been right in my case. The other great quote was when he said “Hartshorne was a wimp” (he later clarified that he only meant he was a wimp in how he deals with arithmetic).
We talked about schemes, sheaves, Cech cohomology and various topics like line bundles and the Riemann-Roch theorem. The nice thing about the approach taken was that it was very geometric: the horrible commutative algebra that underlies everything was kind of ignored. We didn’t prove a whole lot but I feel that I now have some idea of this vast edifice that is algebraic geometry.
There ended up being no assessment at all in this class but I did spend many hours trying to figure out what the notes I took were going on about.
Integral Lattices: This class was taught by a teaching robot – he was amazing, going for 75 minutes every Tuesday and Thursday without ever looking at his notes or stopping to breathe. He was very good at including all the details but not so good at explaining why we should be interested.
The topic of the course was lattices: basically abelian groups with a quadratic form that give you the length of a vector. Quadratic forms are used all over the place in number theory, geometry, algebra, physics, etc. but I still don’t really know what the point of some of the things we did were. I don’t really care how many even unimodular lattices of rank 24 there are. Some of the applications to sphere packing/coding theory were interesting although they are more useful to mathematicians than people in the real world. I gave a small talk about a coding theory result that implied a fact about lattices that you can look at here.
Channel Coding: This was an engineering course and required a fair bit of work but much of it was programming which is nice. I am now able to write mediocre C code, which will I’m sure be useful to me in my life.
In contrast to the high speed lectures of the two courses above this class went kind of slowly and there were lecture notes provided. It was occasionally frustrating – we covered the Berlekamp-Massey algorithm just by writing it down (no explanation of why it worked) and then going through amazingly complicated examples by hand. I certainly am pretty good at doing finite field calculations by now though.
But overall it was very nice to do something useful in the real world and see a lot of different topics.
As a postscript I realise that I may seem negative in my reviews of these courses but I do think they were taught pretty well. I would say that I’ve never taken an advanced maths course that I was entirely happy with. Still, lectures are the best way to learn things I think so I don’t really know how to improve them.
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